No but to be fair I've not been to my wedding yet, so it would seem like a waste. I'm getting the other half to be to practice uncomfortable forced laughter and to try and avoid my eye contact in preperation though.
You'll be fine. If you get stuck, get Adam to do rap or something. You could probably cancel Vegas and go to that new club in Barnsley to save some money. Have a great time.
You're not IOWT..... what have you done with him?</p> You're not the wife to be checking up on him are you?</p>
RE: You're not IOWT..... You've got me Terry. Actually I'm not his wife to be either, I'm a talent scout looking for really funny, quick witted male models to 'get off with' pretty 6' size 8 female supermodels to keep 'em happy. Sounds like Isle of Wight Tyke is just the ticket.
RE: You're not IOWT..... Without wanting to piss on his bonfire....I've heard he's getting hitched soon. Ah well, perhaps try Isle of Skye Tyke....he's quite funny for a young'un.
RE: You're not IOWT..... How soon? I was hoping he'd have time to do the Paris, Milan, New York and Tokyo tour. All expenses paid obviously, although to cut costs he'll be sharing one room with all the top models unfortunately and they'll generally walk about in pants giving him the eye. It'll only take 2 weeks. I'll PM him about it.
RE: You're not IOWT..... Okay. He doesn't have a lot of spare time though. When he's not working all the hours God sends he's picking a fight with bin men. I'm available for the Las Vegas leg of the tour. Not that shady gaylord joint in Barnsley though.
RE: You're not IOWT..... Sorry Oxford Red but you have to fit the whole criteria to qualify. Being male isn't enough.
Thats better...... For a while I thought I was part of a Doctor Who/Quantum leap experience.</p> Where the **** did you go?</p> Not a fan of the serious posting IOWT.</p>
RE: Thats better...... I had a pepperami early on, I think I have a brain allergy to processed testicals or something.
