Cheryl Fernandez Versini

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  1. Dr Zazlos

    Dr Zazlos Banned Idiot

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    Getting Divorced.

    Thats two marriages up the Kyber

    Wonder if she has a Prenup in place?
     
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    Or a pre-upthkyber in place ;)


    Who in the real world is this person and what has she achieved?

    PS I like stick insects but wouldn't want to have one as a pet ;)
     
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    Grossly overpaid and talentless.

    A bit like some footballers we know
     
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    Pardon my ignorance but... who?
     
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    oh come on keep up , tuneless, talentless Geordie with a tarttoo on her arse, used to me married to Cashley Cole
     
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    Oh Christ! Had no idea she'd got divorced from Cole yet actually last i heard she was "Cheryl Cole" still. Shows how much I keep up with the zeitgeist and the hit parade! Old man DusThaNoIII at 25.

    From the context of the post I assumed she was some rich heiress and was confused why anyone cared haha
     
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    had work done already when there was nowt wrong and lost too much weight. Used to think she was a bit of alreight but gone right off her now.
     
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    No she didn't sign a Prenup

    You silly girl Cheryl.

    Jean Bernard will be laughing all the way to the Cash Point
     
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    Was one of the fittest in the world.... Looks anorexia bound now......thereev still would tho!!

    Hth
     
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    That silly tattoo on her arse put me off.

    She obviously has issues having a monstrosity like that done.

    I wonder if the tattooist hands were shaking when he did it?

    Assuming it was a he
     
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    Far too thin as well. Second divorce by 32 years old. On course to give Liz Taylor a run for her money for most surnames ever known by.
     
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    .... or does she have a sell-on clause?
     
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