Despite Chile having 73% possession, it was Uruguay that secured the three points, amazingly winning 3-0 despite spending what seemed like decades without the ball. How did Chile coach Jorge Sampaoli respond? With this all too familiar story… “One night I went to a bar. I was with a woman. We talked all night. We laughed, we flirted, I paid for several drinks of hers. “At around 5am a guy came in, grabbed her by the arm and took her to the bathroom. He made love to her and she left with him. That doesn’t doesn’t matter because I had most of the possession on the night.”
He's destined for the Premier League. Imagine him and Mourinho giving press conferences on the same match. Would be more entertaining than the match.
like it , didnt ian holloway come out with something similar once? maybe along the lines of meeting a lass. nearly getting her back to his but not quite sealing the deal??