Apologies for the cut & paste but sick with it... A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble > >choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each > >woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they > >do with the money. > > > >The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy > >beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys > >several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the > >man. She tells him that she has done this to be more > >attractive for him because she loves him so much. The > >man was impressed. > > > >The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She > >gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for > >his computer, and some expensive clothes.As she > >presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent > >all the money on him because she loves him so > >much.Again, the man is impressed. > > > >The third invests the money in the stock market.She > >earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his > >$5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. > >She tells him that she wants to save for their future > >because she loves him so much.Obviously, he man was > >impressed. > > > >The man thought for a long time about what each woman > >had done with the money he'd given her. ............................................ > >then, he married the one with the biggest boobs. > >
