Christian Ilzer

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  1. Tyk

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    Tyke1, Nov 1, 2021
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    That’s come from nowhere. Worth a punt?
     
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    Someone just put 2+2 together with his links to Austria.
     
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    He is Austrian, has a decent win percentage and doesn't seem to stay anywhere too long. Lump on!
     
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    Someone’s been at his Wiki already

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_Ilzer

    Christian Ilzer (born 21 October 1977) is an Austrian football manager. He is currently the manager of Sturm Graz. Ilzer was offered the Barnsley FC job on 1st November 2021 to replace the incompetent Markus Shclopp, but would only accept if he could have two "lady of the nights" hand delivered to his office where they would live 24/7. Ilzer was tasked with getting Barnsley out of the releg zone, and should he fail he would be subjected to 100 lashings in front of a packed out ponty end, with Fat Controller Paul Conway carrying out the punishmen wearing nothing but panty hose.
     
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    Maybe worth thinking outside the box and closer to home ;)
     
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    Big Mick is favourite now ,it's gonna be nobody off that betting list
     
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    25/1 at minute :rolleyes:
     
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    Lol.

    I've often wondered what goes through people's minds when they come up with stuff like this
     
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    Looks like Struber and Mike Sherons illegitimate love child.
     
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    Alca Selzer.
     
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    Who the **** comes up with this stuff :D:D:D
     
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    I told everyone to get a tenner on him about 8 hours ago when he wasn’t in the running
     
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    Get some money on this bloke to be next manager.

    25/1 with Skybet.

    Fits all criteria if you look back at all.our other recent overseas appointments.
     
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    Coached both Wolfsberger and Hartberg... Jackpot.
     
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    Just looked.. William Hill..not even in the running.. highest foreign coach is our old pal Alexander Blessin at 14/1..

    On Sky bet.. Ilzer is still out at 25/1, with Warnock and Devaney, highest foreign coach here is Hannes Wolf at 8/1 with Blessin at 16/1

    That says to me no one knows ferk all yet..
     
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    Always ignore the bookies' odds when it comes to next Barnsley coach markets. Pretty sure they had Darren Moore as favourite last season, and they had Wilder as favourite a week ago, which was never going to happen.

    Suspect names will filter through from overseas media, probably Austrian soon enough.
     
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