Christmas Cracker jokes.

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  1. thetykester

    thetykester Well-Known Member

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    Let's av em.

    How did the cannon ball lose it's job?

    It got fired.

    What is Andy Murray's favorite dish?

    Bangers and Smash.


    How do Ducks like to round off their meals?

    With Cheese and Quackers.


    What is an airline pilots favorite crisps flavour?

    Plain.
     
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    MiserablePontyEnder Well-Known Member

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    Sheffield Wednesday.
     
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    selby Well-Known Member

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    Why did the man sleep under his car???

    He wanted to be up oily in the morning...

    What do you call a man in paper underpants?

    Russell!
     
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    What is good King Wenceslas favourite pizza?

    One that’s deep-pan, crisp and even
     
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    Why is Cinderella bad at football ?
    Because she had a pumpkin as a coach (aka Steve Evans ) .......it actually said that ,honest
     
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    Opened up my Christmas Card and a load of rice fell out

    Read the card and it was from Uncle Ben
     
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    What dyou call Santa's little helpers?

    Subordinate clauses.
     
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