Train traffic through the Channel Tunnel, which links England and France, has been suspended following a fire, officials said. No-one was injured in the blaze that began at 1300 GMT in a freight train about seven miles from the French coast, Eurotunnel officials said. About 30 people who were on the train - most of them said to be lorry drivers - were evacuated safetly from the tunnel. French firefighters have now brought the blaze under control. A Eurotunnel spokeswoman was unable to say when services through the tunnel would resume.
every toilet in the country should be plumbed into it and we should flush the feckers twice a day, French *****