Classic Blunt Banter

They're wasted. They really are.

I'll start. Looking forward to ending their play off hopes.

http://www.s24su.com/forum/index.php?threads/pre-match-view-bingo.46124/

 

They are very uneducated really,
Doesn't he know that a Blades win doesn't end our playoff hopes and kill our season ,seems a league table is beyond his understanding.
Typical Dee Dar.

 

If not they had a team as funny as their fans. Oh wait a minute they do.

 

Some very original humour on there though. Good to see the old classics but interspersed with plenty of new stuff.

I like the Deliverance references. Very clever.

 

That's a line.

 

All those original one liners in one thread. Brilliant.

Beating them will be just like when we relegated them.

 

And we definitely relegated them dint we? Even though it had no bearing on the outcome I'm still saying we relegated them.

 

We definitely, indisputably relegated them.

 

We've won at Wembley. They haven't.

We've won a trophy this year. They last did, in 1952 or summat.

We've not been in the pub league for 5 years solid despite having the biggest crowds/budget.

We didn't **** up a promotion and massive gap to our neighbours and big rivals, thanks in part to our star player being a bit rapey. We don't also harp on about re-signing said rapist.

We won the FA Cup at their shithole stadium.

We relegated them, waved them off in 2011. They've never recovered.

They could beat us Saturday and it will be celebrated at the time like it's proper special/important to them. They'll even bang on about it for a few days online. Their twitterati will come out from beneath their stones for a few days. But give it a while and they'll go back to pretending they're bigger/better than us, despite having absolutely nothing on us. Nothing.

They've got Jay Maccavelli in defence. And Matty ******* Done.

Their manager/physio/David Brent impersonator has tonight asked if Barnsley is part of Sheffield.

I can happily admit to disliking them massively. The biggest rival to BFC. This game means everything. What is at stake in this particular encounter adds extra spice to the affair.



I look forward to waltzing into S2 on Saturday, drinking their ale, ignoring their women who look like men and generally being rather smug about being Barnsley, as well as happy to take three points off them. Again.




Put that on your forum, with its ******* pictures of dem blades legends (CHRIS ******* MORGAN, LOL).

 

They really are witty fellows.

 

Good enough for me.

Hey, does anyone remember that time they brought 600 to Oakwell under Colin? On a Satdi. At 3pm.

 

Yeah, but that was because they were all busy at the time, protesting about being hard done to or summat.

Might have been after Iain Hume rammed his head into Morgan's elbow. You know Morgan, blades legend? Not very bright, looks like he smells, proper limited footballer (hence the blades legend thing).

I ******* detest them.

Can you tell?

 

Was that the same season that Donny brought more away fans to Oakwell than the massive blunts.

 

Think Adrian Heath was the manager then, but yes 600 for a Setdy 3 0,clock kick off.

 

But will we ever play them again

 

Bump.

I want this thread to get that on that pre-match lets see what people are saying about us to justify our own existence even though we are fecking nobodies thread.

 

Christ, there's some Neanderthals on that website. The average IQ must be about 24.
Any neutral reading that website would think they've stumbled across Royston Vasey Infants School.
And the irony of calling us in-breds after that city reported the worst case of incest since the Fritzls.