Club drumming up support for official site!

Comedy Gold.</p>



&quot;MORE THAN 30,000 BARNSLEY FANS CAN'T BE WRONG!!!

The Official Barnsley Football Club Website is celebrating its strongest month in years after more than 30,000 people logged on through October, according to the latest stats from Football League Interactive.

We clocked up a total on 30,658 monthly unique visitors through October 2005 and also increased our site registrants to 15,496 along the way proving once more that www.barnsleyfc.co.uk is the only place for Reds supporters on the internet and the site for all the latest news, views and interviews from the heart of Oakwell.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;We are also looking for local companies who would like to reach out to more than 30,000 people every month through advertising on www.barnsleyfc.co.uk.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;For more information and to see how advertising on the Official Website can suit your needs simply phone 01226 211211.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;KEEP UP TO DATE WITH THE BIGGEST NEWS FROM OAKWELL -&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;TEXT CLUB BARNS ON TO 88442 AND MAKE SURE YOU KNOW FIRST&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;©www.barnsleyfc.co.uk 2005 RNK
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If Bob Peterson came in to my shop everyday in October to buy a paper

But wore a different jumper each time, would that mean I had 31 different customers?

The statistics are impressive and should be used to drum up advertising trade, but it's 30,000+ unique IP addresses isn't it? We've got ourselves in to trouble for 'poor grammar' before, let's not do it again.

 

RE: If Bob Peterson came in to my shop everyday in October to buy a paper

You open 7 days a week then?

 

My imaginary shop is, yes.

 

RE: My imaginary shop is, yes.

I couldn`t imagine what you sell in your imaginary shop.

 

RE: My imaginary shop is, yes.

Got any jobs going I always imagined working for a living.

 

RE: My imaginary shop is, yes.

Papers. Come on, pay attention.

 

RE: My imaginary shop is, yes.

I take from your early posting that you won't be selling imaginary porn mags?

 

imaginary friends

Imagine by John Lennon
Imagination by Belouis Some
Music by the pop combo Imagination
Fantasy novels, comics and DVDs
And, er, newspapers

 

Is that "br...br.." your phone ringing ?

Best get it answered. Could be a customer.

 

Imaginary porn mags

Does that mean you can have a thinky w.ank and a porny w.ank at the same time?</p>



Wow!!</p>

 

RE: Imaginary porn mags

thinky w.anks and porny w.anks
and little lambs eat ivy

I've done that, ahem, 'joke' three times and it's still rubbish

 

30,000 Unique Visitors My Arse

most people have a new IP number everyday so they have no actual way of knowing how many different people visit the site. not to mention what if one fan looks at the website on 12 different computers at say home, work, mates, a libary etc. they would count that one person as 12 unique visitors.

 

I imagine you'll be closed for lunch now then?</p>

 

Not being rude here, but

Do you view this forum and the threads in the nested or flat version? The reason I ask is that much of the time your posts appear out of place, but maybe it is due to the way you view the forum. If I haven't made myslef clear, just use the pull down menu at the top right of the board and change the view to 'threaded'.

 

RE: Not being rude here, but

I see an informative shopkeeper.

 

RE: Not being rude here, but

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I view in Flat because that's the way that I prefer to view.</p>

 

RE: If Bob Peterson came in to my shop everyday in October to buy a paper

I think the advertisers have a bit more about them than to fall for blatant falsehoods like those.

Pity the club don't look a bit closer to home when looking for lies eh Rob?

Y'bell end.

 

Well done, fella.

First poster to break the KR curfew!</p>