"Hello is that Mr Taylor" "No, you have the wrong number" "Do you own your property sir, this is a call from Kitchens Direct" I hung up. Of course, I'd really be interested in a company that don't even get your name correct when they call you!
That is one job i would hate to do Get em calling at work and unless you put the fone down on em they keep on and on and on CNUTS
Got one what calls quite regular on a night, always asks for same name a Mr Morton? Anyway i started putting him on hold and carrying on with what I'm doing at the time he calls, i always put on a bit of music for him! Mika mostly, but now the cheeky tw'ats started making requests for different Artists now?....All fun taken in the right spirit, end of the day their only trying to make a buck, nowt wrong with that....
Had some bloke from EON knock on the door sometime around MArch. Mr Emmerich? he asked. No I think you must be looking for Miss Emmerich at number 10, this is 11 as the number clearly says, oh and she moved out last September. Oh our records must be out of date, would you be interested in changing we guarentee to beat EDF and British gas. No thanks mate you'll probably end up changing the wrong house over!
