come and laff at us again

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    oldtimer1928 New Member

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    Yesterday we had Stew for dinner,i just love my Stew on Saturdays, leaving a bit for tea,to enjoy with the footy results. we ahve dinner,later daughter 45 calls in ,(and as they do)tidy up spot less putting things away ,where i dont, along comes tea time,wife having her tea in the Kitchen,im washing the pots,and get a little mad when Hudds equalise, i put the pots away,wife says your tea is in the oven, i make a cuppa,then i say right i will have my tea now,switching on the MICRO,more interesyed in the results, she is laufging again, i got to the MICRO,and pull out a plastuc dish,a plastic bowl,and all the items that the daughter has put away, where,s my TEA i scream .she says its in the Cooker oven you daft dozy ,so nso
    Now we will got to Just one hour ago, we both have false teeth(SURPRISE!??) she is in her bed had her tea and sandich ,and says put my Teeh away well i forget and put them in my Pot Forgetting im watching the darts she goes in Kitchen(now besides be Blind on one side im deaf on the other, she goes to kitchen and says wheres, my Tea,i say you didnt ask me to make one
    she says my TEETH you(iwont go thro that again work it out) i say OOPs they are in my Pot,then any rollicking ******** oh its great when you get old,no need for telly its a laff a minute
    Cheers thanks for reading a HNY
     
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    lol

    happy new year to you too
     
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    did you see that fantastic game of darts Taylor and Mardle talk of the tourny
     
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    I think people enjoy a laugh with you,not at you.
    All the best for New Year to you both and many more of them.
     

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