comeing on to this wonderfull site

My attention has been drawn to words that begin with FU
Never thought of it before FU
the best one is FUn
but i wonder yesterday,when the Barnsley player tripped
and the ball went to a wesplayer who scored
the Weds Fans thought itwas FUnny
the Barnsley fans were FUming the manager was FUrious
The weds Fans went home FUll of cheer the Tarn fans went home FUll of emptyiness
thier cheering of thier side was FUtile
they could not Fuel thier side into any Passion at all
in the next day or two
the managers office will FUrbished with newFUrniture
and a FUss will be made of him
money will be FUnded for new players
as for the FUture
well im Ddead sure about that
i will get a FUneral i willbe dead on time forit
now ive been pondering about the FU words
so we went to bed and she loves these word PUZZLERS
and we were trying to come up with a FU word
that was very familiar to us once
i had a pen and paper and were jotting thins down
the pen slipped out of my hand and went down the bed
i strted to feel for it
she said hey what you FUmblleing about down there
i said im having a feel,for this showing her the pen
she saaid that could have stuck into me
i could see she was getting FUled up
so i ndded off
about 3 am she woke me up
ive got it she said
i want you to give me one
i said what is it youwant
she said a FUr coat
a FUr coat i said
oh dear
there goes my FUr KIN Wallet
i think there is an appropritae FU word that could be used here but i
cant think of it
Funny that i was pretty good at it once

 

In The 10th Line.......

the letter U in fuel should have been made a capital

 

Hehe. Nice one Bob. You'll be luck to get more replies though seeing as Davey's got the job. We'll be too busy cursing.

 

oh dear im a FUddy duddy
thanks for reply Happy New year

 

Great post Bob lad - crap timing though! nt

 

Excellent owd pal.

 

Thanks for Reply let me wish you a Happy New Year
just been and got a Bottle of Bailey,s
come and help to sup somebody