Comment by Graham Beecroft and Alan Brazil this morning...

Whilst discussing "Scotty's" death on Star Trek and informing us his ashes are to be scattered in space as per his request.

Brazil to Beecroft "Where are you gonna have your ashes scattered Beeky? - Goodison Park?"
Beecroft to Brazil "I haven't thought about it Al.....(pause)" ... " If I catch the tube this afternoon, they might get scattered all over the Northern Line"

Brazil and Beecroft....silence.

I cringed...it was a moment straight out of the Full Ponty's book of life...

 

lmao at that

 

Actually ...

... we have overseas visitors next week arriving at Heathrow.
I told them to schedule their timing on the underground very carefully - otherwise their plans could blow up in their faces.

You could have heard Brian Howards pin drop.

 

RE: Actually ...

What colour are they ?

 

Don't worry ...

... they aren't Darkies.

I once nailed an Asian lady.
I chi-parted her legs & got stuck into her hairy karai.
Or summat.

 

RE: Don't worry ...

I too once had relations with an Asian girl. My mate Daniel was away so we porked in his bed. Yes that's right we did it in Dan's sack.

 

So what ?

I nailed the jewel foreheaded bint in the toilet of Mr Diesel's Dad.
Aye - In ''Vin Dad's Loo''.

Oh my gosht.

 

RE: So what ?

You're menthi

 

I know, I know

Still Gaz innit

 

RE: So what ?

My mate is a bit of a rogue. He shares his place with Joshua. **** it, work it out for yourself.

 

Yep - still Gaz ... but ...

She was really up for some intercourse.
I've never seen her keema.
She went completely bhaji.
Totally mad-hur Jaffrey.

Kinell fire.

 

Chicken Tikka Masala ?