competition-who can write the most doom laden post re BFC-here goes

I've heard from a high up source in the club who can't be named that we haven't paid any wages for the last 2 months,the morale in the dressing room is rock bottom Shuker Devaney Colgan Flinders Hayes Burns McPhail and Howard are all leaving in the transfer window,the banks are foreclosing on the mortgage and the club is going to fold on New Years Day

Beat that!

 

BFC have today reappointed Nigel Spackman as manager on a 10yr deal.......

 

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................and Nigel's first piece of business is to re-sign Dave Regis and Craig Rocastle.........</p>

 

with glyn Hodges as assistant

 

and Peter Sand and Eric Tinkler

 

</p>

.who will oversee the rebuilding on the West Stand in the close season. Mr Spackman however would like to leave the tiolets just as they are so poeple can remember the 'good old days'.</p>

 

Easy.

I got to the game and found that Dirk was in the next seat.
I got in the queue for a pie, only to find JLWBL in front of me - so all the food quickly vanished.
My digital radio was stuck on Oakwell 90210AM, so I had to listen to Journo chelp on about nowt.
I found out after the game that my new stylist will be Jay ... and that Dillinger will be my new chef.
My new mobile arrives & I find it's one that Windy recommended.
Paolo has got the job of looking after my Gran in the old folks home.
SM is in my swimming pool, surrounded by purple dye.
I'm going into Politics - and Roundsman is my Campaign Manager ... while Rib Noodles is doing my PR.
I'm stuck in a lift with TM & his guts.
I've been paired with Gord Shepherder in a three legged race.
Shukes & Nardy are staying in the same hotel as my wife.
Cain Dingle is my accountant, Heaney is my financial advisor & Stevie is my solicitor.
Sheffield Wednesday are the top of the Premier League & I'm trying to **** out an undigested hedgehog.
My daughter has enrolled at TT's school of DVD excellence.
I've just given Kevin Donovan a 25 year contract.
After a massive nuclear war the only survivors are myself, the Pussycat Dolls & Girls Aloud - but my **** was burnt off in the blast.
I get to partner Omen in a tag team wrestling match against Young Nudger & Albatross.
Westlife are number 1 in every chart for the 38th week.

That should do it.

 

Bah

if the rumours are true you could still get dry loved by one of the Pussycat Dolls

 

Really?

Is one of them a bloke?
I reckon it's the one with the **** & balls, but I could be wrong.

 

RE: Really?

All of em apparently

 

Just gipped.

Carmen Elektra used to dance with them.
Did she used to be an Electrician called Derek from Batley?

I know all there is to know about the crying game.

 

yhpm

talking of being dressed inappropriately

 

Barnsley lose 10-0 to Sheff U/Sheff W/Rotherham/Donny/any team you care to mention.

 

RE: yhpm

He he he.

Make sure you bring your snow spray.
I want to use it on Farnhams beard so we have a real life Father Christmas with us.

Ho, ho, ho.
Wit ma bitches.
And ma nine.

 

I'm so envious of you for this weekend

Watch them two , though mate . They spend all their time ogling other women and commenting about the breasts and nipples on view !!!
I found it very erotic !!!! (dribble) (dribble) (wicked) (wicked)

 

RE: I'm so envious of you for this weekend

I'll spend the whole time keeping the hareem in check me thinks.

I'm only going to see what the Yeovil pies are like.

 

You're going to

Have your hands full with the harem ........... so to speak !(seestars)

 

RE: I'm so envious of you for this weekend

What time are you bummers setting off? Think we're leaving Manchester at about 9.

 

Geeorr.

They'd eat me alive.

Obviously by 'alive' I mean '****'.

He he.

 

Just take some photos for me !!

(dribble) (dribble) (dribble) (wicked) (wicked) (wicked)