Competition

Let's see who can do the most patronising "I'm a great fan, me, unlike the Cardiff part-timers" post.

 

I'm the bestest fan of all

Because I only go to the games we win.</p>

I don't bother going to the drawn games cos they're generally *****.</p>

And don't even get me started on why I don't go to the games we lose.</p>

 

RE: I'm the bestest fan of all

because my dads bigger than your dad</p>

 

RE: I'm the bestest fan of all

Thats not hard my Dad really is a midget.</p>

Whose told you?</p>

Cheeky get</p>

 

RE: I'm the bestest fan of all

im a better fan than thee nutkins, i spent 10 hours on a train to cardiff sat across from an all singing banjo playing, balloon blowing alcoholic loon who  proclaimed himself to be the devil,and it still aint put me off,oh and i once went to plymouth. 

 

Plymouth - pah

I once went as far as Melbourne Australia.</p>

Have that.</p>

And I went to Cardiff in a car with a stereo which negated the need to have my own freaky one man band show.</p>

 

I should have guessed from your avatar that.........

you come from a circus family

 

Yes I was shot from a barrel at an early age...

Without a net hence the face contortion</p>

 

RE: Plymouth - pah

mel machin!

 

You do have a look of Mel Machin...

Good call!!!

 

I don't go to games at all.

I don't even like Barnsley. Or football. Or anyone on here. And I haven't got a computer with Internet access, otherwise you'd all be for it.

 

RE: You do have a look of Mel Machin...

gerrintherei look like mad mel!</p>

you know that john pearson that mad mel signed </p>

 

I hope you're not implying...

That I look like John Pearson!!?!?!?!

 

RE: I don't go to games at all.

ff

 

Posting by the power of mind...

I like it!!</p>

I can post with my PC switched off in the dark but only when i have my Matty Appleby shirt on.</p>

How weird is that?</p>

 

RE: I hope you're not implying...

nah, just wonderd if tha knew him,but now you mention it,tha does look  like long tall johnny

 

RE: Posting by the power of mind...

I shout binary down the telephone, that's all. I just need to make sure I dial the right number for the Internet, 'cos the last Chinese takeaway I had was a very bland selection, but the bill was enormous.

 

I have met the man on numerous occasions

When he laiked for t'reds and Mel Machin for that matter.</p>

Mel was weird. Weirder than Gaz.</p>

 

Excellent..

I've tried that method and had mixed results.</p>

I unfortunately ordered 2 ambulances which were driven by the Chuckle Brothers and Martin Brundle.</p>

The internet is fecked man</p>

 

Is it ok............

.....to also include some reference to complaining about the lack of signings equating to indifference towards supporting the club?