Complaining that Paddy McCourt didn't do much before that goal

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  1. Jay

    Jay Well-Known Member

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    Like retrospectively grumbling about the way Angelina Jolie stacked the dishwasher just before she sucked your ****.
     
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    sorry but the way she keeps chipping the good plates does get really annoying
     
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    I'd prefer a relaxing massage first anyway......
     
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    Do women really do that sort of thing?
     
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  5. Jay

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    Stack the dishwasher? No, not in my experience. I wash pretty much every dish in our house that is ever soiled and I've never been stacked.
     
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    Wow!

    That's an excellent analogy, especially on a Monday morning!
    Yet some folk still would, apparently.
     
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    Him being **** before that goal and then getting subbed straight after makes him go up in my estimations. If that was at all possible.
     
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    And being sick on the pitch. Folkloric.
     
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    I want a picture of it. For a poster.
     
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    I'd hyped Paddy up to my mate who hadn't seen much football this season, then he pretty much played like a complete numpty.

    Then he did that thing.

    Now my mate is trying to find a way to marry him.
     
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    Every third word I've said since Saturday is Paddy.
     
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    Ronnie Glavin
     
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  13. Jay

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    I love Ronnie Glavin, but I'm not sure I'd want him to suck my ****.
     
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    Dunno, if it was a glory hole situation, would it really matter?
     
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    Some fans at the time got pretty close!

    My point was that he got slagged off for being lazy etc at first and even the manager tried to convert him into a kind of dark haired version of Dorothy Perkins. It was only when the manager said "f*** it, just let him play" that he began to terrorise and frighten defences. That's what we should do with Paddy.
     
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    I'd prefer Angelina, even though I think Ronnie Glavin is God.
    <img src ="http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MzgwWDMwNA==/z/XX4AAMXQ9MVRgqQZ/$T2eC16V,!ykE9s7tw21zBRgqQZWFYQ~~60_35.JPG">
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    I agree

    .
     
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  18. Jay

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    I know mate, I understood what you were saying, it's just that I've got the mental age of a 12 year old.
     
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    I knew that you knew but I didn't know if the others would know that I knew that you knew. I sort of "knew" that I had to explain it. I'm 13.
     
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