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    Subject: Why Condoms Come In Boxes Of 3, 6, and 12
    A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk

    by the condom display, and the boy asks,"What are these, Dad? To which

    the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son.

    Men use them to have safe sex.""Oh I see," replied the boy pensively Yes,

    I've heard of that in health class at school."

    He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why

    are there 3 in this package? " The dad replies,"Those are for high

    school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday."

    "Cool" says the boy.

    He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for

    college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and

    TWO for Sunday."

    "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a

    12 pack!

    With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for the

    married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March....etc."




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