To steal an idea from the morally-challenged F365 Forum, what is the most shameful thing you've ever done? (something that's shameful to you, and hilarious to the rest of us)
RE: Unfortunately, Yes Aint yeah got no morals FFS''Thats all wrong .... Was it good ....(clap) traffic warden '' in cleethorpes (many yrs ago) Its them uniforms ....(heart)
It's what called a "category killer" or a mistake. All me mates and me missus knows about it so ******. Shameful, but she was an American not Irish, as that makes any difference.
RE: Well to quote the Clash Joe Strummer was wrong in that line, but can't fault the fella in owt else. Hallelujah Not!
no Stevie it wasn't good. It was sordid and wrong. but hey, I dined out on it for a few years, and dusted it off for your delectation tonight. How was the Warden?
enlighten us border t which of you just happened to be carrying the lubrication around with you. or did you get it on room service.
Picked her up in a "Marcellus Wallace" drinking den near Cambridge Circus, she had just been giving a poetry recital to Cherie Blair (yeh right) and was having a drink to relax afterwards. Habit in her bag (true). Went back to hotel near Holborn, then she started on me. Like a penguin after a small fish. I struggled but had to comply. Declined breakfast and did a runner to All Bar One on Upper Street for a large bloody mary. A shameful episode. No, to answer your question, neither, it was spit.
There was this one time I got really drunk and dressed up as a nun. I spent the first three or four pubs putting on this fake American accent, but can't remember much about the night after that. I must have had a curry at sometime during the night, 'cos my arse didn't half sting.
