Connor I'll sign on a free.

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  1. Stephen Dawson

    Stephen Dawson Well-Known Member

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    Haven't played for twenty years, two left feet, bald and beer gut but I'm better than Max Watters with concrete boots on.

    Offers there. Nike football boots in wardrobe in spare room ready to go.

    Give me a tinkle. I could replace Stead as strikers coach when I'm not playing.
     
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    Shepley Red Well-Known Member

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    Can thi hold ball up Stevie lad?!
     
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    Stephen Dawson Well-Known Member

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    Can balance it on the ridge of my stomach and turn on a sixpence.
     
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    But how many times can you roll when you dive to the ground mate? That's the most important factor
     
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    Don't you mean you can turn on half a crown
     
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