At about 6pm last night, whilst innocently wiping my bits on the mouthpiece of one of admin girls phones, I heard raised voices coming from Gordons office. I headed straight for Charlie tunnel and quietly rested by the vent: Gord: So we're agreed then Andy, that Cadi thingy bloke can have a stab at a month by month contract, if you promise to take some of my suggestions more seriously. Andy: Yes Mr Shepherd, that sounds reasonable. Gord: Did you see Stan Collymore in Basic Instinct 2? He looked alright to me, how about making a few calls? Andy: **sigh** Alright boss Gord: Now then, your contract.... I've had a long hard look at it, and had some of the legal fellas cast their eyes over it. Apparently there's 8 months left on it. Andy: Yep, that's right, but you said I could pick the length of my contract the other week Gord: Good, well it's all in order then. Surprised you only went for 8 months though......I'd of been asking for years. Is there anything else? Andy: Actually yes, can we get some tennis nets for training. I want to look a bit more professional for when the fans are watching.
