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  1. Isl

    Isle of Wight Tyke Active Member

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    But in the last year or two, any speculation that has surrounded various exciting 'potential' signings that genuinely enthuse the fans have all led to be total and utter B*ll*cks.

    If Dean Windass signs for us, I will personally show SM's arse on the town hall steps.

    PS. I'm making this statement in the hope that it has the same effect as when I light a cigarette at the bus stop, because the flipping bus is never going to arrive, I light up and hey presto there's the bus.

    Also we are definitely not signing Dezeuw back on loan until the end of the season, that's just stupid.

    I'm just popping out for a ciggy.
     
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    "If Dean Windass signs for us, I will personally show SM's arse on the town hall steps"

    laughing

    I'll join you in that one.
     
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    RE: "If Dean Windass signs for us, I will personally show SM's arse on the town hall steps"

    And I will forever be watching to make sure that happens. Not that I have an unhealthy obsession. Me no make daft statements.
     
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    if I actually got my arse out every time I threatened to do so on here, I'd be in agony with chapped cheeks.

    bring some Savlon.
     
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  5. Isl

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    I'm not actually going to touch your arse. I'll be using tongs.
     
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    Dale and Michael ? eh ?
     
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    No

    His tongue, his mouth. He'll have his mouth round SM's bottom.
     
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    scissors would be more apt.

    just scat.
     
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  9. Isl

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    nice word association. Obviously I meant tongues.

    **vomit in mouth**
     
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  10. Isl

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    you said bottom

    just that
     
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    Ashley Ward anyone?

    That was a "definite", coming back from.....where was it? Ah yes, Valley Parade. All the papers said it was on. What happened? Coincidence? Conspiracy theory?
     
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  12. Isl

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    RE: Ashley Ward anyone?

    It's not just the obvious rumours and hearsay though. It's the fact that the club quite happily perpertuates the stories without much intent.

    Granted I'm sure we did make an offer that was rejected, but I'm sure we've had conflicting stories this week apparently generated by our Manager and Chairman and on the official site? I don't understand.

    Breaking News
    Ritchie "I'll be making an increased offer"

    Breaking News
    A cat called "barnsley" died in Canada this morning

    Breaking News
    Shepherd "Increased offer is nonsense blah, blah, blah, They know where we are if they want us"

    Breaking News
    According to stertistix, speeling and grama aren't good on BFC websight"

    Breaking News
    Ritchie "This 17 year old looks great. Windass what?"

    Breaking News
    A puppy was born in America and they've called it Oakwell
     
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    Sells tickets, dunnit? Gullible - me? No n/t
     
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  14. Isl

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    wrong place.... bugger

    sadly it doesn't sell tickets anymore, Barnsley fans have been fed too much ******** over the past 8 years or so. It would be refreshing to be given the facts up front without encouraging speculation.

    The fans have been through too much disappointment and depressing periods for those games to work on them and I seriously believe the club has forgotten all that.
     
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