conversation overheard in my office today

dumb bird -- "I've got a new Focus and its mint"

smart arse bloke -- "its mint is it? is it a polo?"

dumb bird -- "no, I've just told you!! its a focus"

smart arse bloke -- "you said its mint, has it got a hole in it?"

dumb bird -- "no theres nothing wrong with it, I've just told you its mint"

Smart arse bloke -- "I give up, this conversations going round and round in circles"


I was still laughing half an hour later

 

He should have just said "what made you choose that colour?" which would have really foxed her when she was thinking that she hadn't told him the colour!