Conversation with my 10y old Son

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    Me ; What's going to happen at Barnsley lad.
    son; We will be alright when we get another manager dad.
    Me ; Why don't you like Johnson.
    Son; No
    Me ; Why's that.
    Son; He Sold Lalkovic dint he.
     
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    Worse in my house

    15 yr old "I'm not watching League 2 Mum, I draw the line at League 2"
    Me " I don't expect you to come I probably won't bother either"
    15 yr old "I 'll just go to the odd game with Dad (Wednesday).
    Me "What?!"
    15 yr old "Well I might see some good games I don't care about".

    Can't argue with that.
     
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    Re: Worse in my house

    12 yr old " Dad, what would you say if I wanted to support Leeds United"
    Dad " Nothing you can support who you want"
    Dad " Son, come and give us a hand with this"
    12 yr old "With what Dad"
    Dad "Your bed"
    12yr old "My bed ? what we doing with my bed"
    Dad " putting it in the garage son, we don't have Leeds fans living in the house "

    And I never heard another word about Leeds United.
     
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    Re: Worse in my house

    Me "getting a bit down beat about watching this every week"

    Unborn son a week late "**** it I'm saying in here"
     
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    Re: Worse in my house

    Laughing. You definitely win.

    Good luck!
     
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    Re: Worse in my house

    27 Year old; "Dad how can we go from taking Everton into extra time putting in a display which made everyone involved with BFC proud.... to this"

    Dad; ..................................
     
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    Conversation with my 9 year old daughter

    Do we really have to go, it's so boring, we always lose....

    After half time...can I play on your phone when there's 10 minutes left? Me: you can play on my phone with 20 minutes to go as we are going to lose again and it is boring again. Sorry, I wasted yet another day of your life trying to make you feel the passion I felt when I was your age and Ronnie Glavin set my world on fire...I could cry.
     
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    Re: Conversation with my 9 year old daughter

    My 3 year old daughter at a recent game ' daddy why don't the red ones try to score anymore. I liked it when the red ones scored'
     
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