Who's going to be the fat kid round the poker table on the chorus? You've signed up for the texts though, haven't you?
Don't worry, it's going to be cold tonight, and therefore unsafe for people to attend. It's going to be rearranged at a time when most inconvenient to everyone.
RE: really? I read somewhere that Coolio and Vernon will make over 250k each just in personal appearance fee's in the few weeks after Big Bruvva