I am. What colour dog do you want? I've got brarn ones & black ones left. Hurry though - some posh tart with a spangly hat on keeps buying them all.
Of getting hold of one, and if you do, not being patronised by them. Trying to get one to come and give me a quote for new boiler/heating etc at work. "I'm busy, what do you expect" was one reply before I'd even mentioned I didn't want him to come until the new year. Told him to **** off. Dialled 141 before me no.