[<em class="fine">a line of prisoners files past a jailer[/i]] Coordinator: Crucifixion? Prisoner: Yes. Coordinator: Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each. [<em class="fine">Next prisoner[/i]] Coordinator: Crucifixion? Mr. Cheeky: Er, no, freedom actually. Coordinator: What? Mr. Cheeky: Yeah, they said I hadn't done anything and I could go and live on an island somewhere. Coordinator: Oh I say, that's very nice. Well, off you go then. Mr. Cheeky: No, I'm just pulling your leg, it's crucifixion really. Coordinator: [<em class="fine">laughing[/i]] Oh yes, very good. Well... Mr. Cheeky: Yes I know, out of the door, one cross each, line on the left.