Current Climate

Has been a bit clammy recently. Is it down to global warming or just natural fluctuations of earth surface temperatures?

 

Summers aren't like they used to be. They are more humid now and less sunny.

I also get funny looks when sliding down grass bankings on large pieces of cardboard.

 

Too right, im sat here sweating like a Brazilian student and its cloudy outside and pissing it down.

I blame Al Qaeda for the current strange climate.

 

Nah, it's just the fact we have to spend 90% of the summer indoors as oppose to outdoors.

 

A new meaning to 'getting a brazilian'

 

Think about today's youth and their obsession with computers. The pasty faced tossers. They must be sweating like a bbs administrator all week.

 

I know, they spend oooh, must be 8 hours a day, staring at a screen, day after day after day. Wasters, gerra bloody job I say....

 

Just employed new receptionist. Best candidate for the job and that. Your honour.

 

She seen yer hole punch yet?

Let me guess, early 20's, giggles a lot, mammorymungus?

 

Mid 20's, auburn hair. I think the modern phrase is 'yummy mummy'.

Is this site admissable as evidence at a tribunal ?

 

No, you're consulting with your lawyer so it's legally priviliged