I actually look like I'm expecting triplets any time now, I think the father is a certain Mr Theakston, or possibly Mr Foster, or even Mr Pinotage. Or possibly Mr Pudding.
I once ordered an anchovy pizza at an Italian in Penistone. It was fine except they forgot to put some anchovies on it. When I complained to the waitress, she bent over and peered at it, and after a few seconds she cried "There's one......oh, no, sorry, it's a piece of red onion". She then fetched the chef, who insisted he had put some anchovies on it. I challenged him to find one. By this time all the other diners had stopped eating and were watching the performance. Entering into the spirit of things, he disappeared and came back with a magnifying glass and started hunting for anchovies on my pizza. Eventually he gave up, and I accepted the anchovy-less pizza. After the meal, I was presented with the full bill with no mention of the missing anchovies. I asked how they could charge for anchovies when they were not there, to be told "anchovies are really expensive you know". She suggested if I wanted more anchovies I should bring my own next time. I paid up and nearly died laughing. Guess what I took with me the next time I went..........
Had roast beef and Yorkshire pud in there, thought the Yorkshire pud might have been some kind of good luck charm or summat. Didn't work. Maybe I should have had roast anchovies instead.
Forgot to say earlier, but can you get em to put a sliding window in the suite you are in, then you can pass a pint out to me at half-time (I sit just in front, bit to your RH side) on back row of East Lower. I know that you sit alongside someone who had influence (maybe he still has). Just a thought ,based on them that don't ask, don't get. I don't expect a yes, so don't put yourself out. he,he.
I'll bring a drill to the next match and drill a hole, no-oone will notice. I'll put a plastic tube through it and you can suck the ale through the tube. £5 per pint. If you want some anchovies I can pass them through the hole one at a time. Will watch out for you next time, didn't know you sat there, bash on the window the next time we score.
Dosent suprise me one bit that Stahlrost sometimes gets confused If I had as many wifes as him then I would probably be the same
