Given your love of snap & well endowed ladies, I'm surprised you don't have a pic of Nigella rather than Charlotte.
The current Mrs Didcot Red makes a mean apple crumble. She did an apple charlotte today which was very presentable. However, she relies on me to do the Yorkshire Pudding. My MIL said that I made the best pubbings she has tasted, But they are not a patch on those my old mam used to cook in the coal oven ( assuming it was hot enough).............. Nostagila is not what it use dto be.