Danny and the Miracles..............

And unto Him a son was born, and his name was Danny.

And when Danny was three and fifty years of age, he rode in triumph back into Barnsley. And he was accompanied by the Virgin Micky. And Danny sayeth: "have we not a donkey for our journey?" And the Virgin Micky sayeth "Aye Gaffer, tha'll find a squad full of 'em here!"

So Danny went to Oakwell. And there was a poor defender there, whose name was Nyatanga. And Danny sayeth unto him: "how long hast thou been sick, Tangs?" And Nyatanga sayeth "Since t'start o' t'season, Gaffer, for the works of the Flicker hath made me ill." And Danny sayeth unto him "get up Tangs, leave thy bed and walk". And yea, Nyatanga did walk into Elland Road in triumph, and was ill no more.

Yet there were those on the Triforumate who did doubt Danny, and did not believe he could work miracles. So Danny went unto another leper named Lukey. And he sayeth "Lukey, how long hast thou been ill?" And Lukey sayeth unto him "Gaffer, since Flicker told me I had contracted Pollitt's Disease". So Danny sayeth unto him: "Lukey, thy bad back is cured. Get up off thy bed. Thou shalt save [for] us." And Lo, Lukey did get up and keep goal on St Stephen's Day. And the crowd did cheer Danny, and did believe he could work miracles.

And by and by, Danny did see three; Wiseman, Kennedy and Perkins. And they did say: "Gaffer, what can'st thou doeth for us?"

"F****** hell" sayeth Danny, "I'm not Paul Daniels!".

And all this came to pass in the Year of Our Lord 2013.

 

And by and by, Ramage and Cranie were smote down.

And Danny did sayeth unto them: " Lads, wilst thou not watch one hour at Watford with me?"

And they sayeth "No gaffer, for we are smote down."

And Danny did say: "If thou shalt not watch with me, then M'Voto and all his works shalst prevail."

And Ramage and Cranie did sayeth: "Fookin 'ell gaffer, we'll play on crutches if we have to."

And yea, the Red Sea did not open up, and they conceded only four.

 

Quality that mate, tickled me anyway.

 

Like the follow up too.

Just noticed the date, you've put some thought into it.