Discussion in 'Bulletin Board ARCHIVE' started by E.I. Addio, Apr 19, 2006.
Judy Dench pulled my wrench
Barry Fry made me cry
Brian Sewell noshed on my tool
RE: Barry Fry made me cry That does'nt count, it's a tool thing.
Richard Briers squeezed my pliers.
David Blaine made blunt my plane
Sandy Shaw snapped my hacksaw.
George Dawes lunched on my sores (saws)
Nicky Butt's just kicked my nuts..... Ouch
Rodney Bewes tightened my screws. .
Sandy Toskvig used my jig
Bewes and Briers ? Been watching a lot of UK Gold recently ?
Tommy Tyke stole my teenage daughters bike!
Dirk the Nosher honked his washer
UK Gold Knackers mi vertical hold
Addio the ponce fingered Windy once
A night wi Maddona and I,d be a gonna
Vanilla Ice bought my vice
Yeah, he's been on the run since.
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