daveys dossier on each of the barnsley players, what do you think it says??

<font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="5"><font size="2">I'll make a start, feel free to add. Nowt daft like:</font></font></p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="5"><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="5">

<font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="5">Austin</font></p>

<u><font size="4">plus points </font></u></p>

<font size="2">occasionally tenacious, two footed defender</font></p>

<u><font size="4">minus points</font></u></p>

<font size="2">jack of all trades, master of none. dives in a lot, gets a nose bleed when he crosses the half way line. easily drawn into running battles and rash challenges.</font></p>

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Robbie Williams

plus points

half man / half-biscuit

minus points

kicking
running
central midfield

 

To be fair ...

... Rothred has come up with a decent little thread here.
Maybe he's not a serial rapist?

Paul Reid:

Plus points-
Decent hair & good at armband wearing

Minus points-
Fast running, High heading & football.

 

Austin

Plus points

Frum Tarn

Bad Points

He#s toss

 

thank you kind sir

and in return I'll admit that I oncetittered at one of your posts.

 

Tommy Wright

Plus points -
Currently playing for somebody else

Minus points -

May come back

 

I once read one of Lou Macari;'s "dossiers"

It said

David Lee - quick chicken
Scott Gemmil - easy ozy
Mark Crossley - too fat

It's not hard being a football scout

 

Kay

<font size="2">plus points</font></p>

occasionally decent defender, can play a bit</p>

<font size="2">minus points</font></p>

gob on a stick, enjoys talking himself into refs book and getting sent off for totally unnessesary reasons</p>

 

Quality.

Kyel Reid:

Plus points-
Quick, tricky & nice left peg

Minus points-
He's small & the pitch is big - gets lost easily.
Keeps waking up crying for his Mum.
Forgets that he needs to take the ball with him.
About as strong as Stephen Hawking.

 

RE: I once read one of Lou Macari;'s "dossiers"

Brian Howard:

Plus points-
Can score goals.

Minus points-
Has serious leg problem ... he can't stop them going into McDonalds.

 

hmmm

i didn't know you could get 10 pints in a McDonalds.

 

RE: hmmm

I meant a German McDonalds, obviously.
Do I have to spell everything out incorrectly?

 

that would be impressive

would he be there whilst we were playing Bayern Munich away in the UEFA Cup?

You're an optimist of the highest order. See it's not all bad with Davey is it?

 

Nardiello:

Plus points-
Good finisher in training.

Minus points-
Runs like a girl.
More lazy than Jabba the hut.
Legs made from balsa.
Misses Chris Shuker ... mainly in the showers.

 

Colgan

Plus points

Can play in goal.

Negative points

Has to play.

 

Mark Richards


Good Points

Strong
Runs around a lot
Gets on the end of great Chances


Bad Points

Couldn't score with a stolen tallywacker

 

RE: that would be impressive

I've booked places for myself, Spartacus & Johnny Couchman at next years Champions League final.
Although Gord thinks we might get there this year - as that's the league we're in.

Vito Man-on-me:

Plus points-
Punching the ball to Blackpool Tower

Minus points-
Colourful boots
Greasy hair
Goalkeeping

 

COLIN HEALY

Plus Points

Does good keepy uppies at half time when he's a sub

Minus Points

*Rolls out 25 page manuscript*

 

Heckingbottom

Plus Points</p>

A natural left back - From Tarn - Some would say trendy hair - can run up pitch quite quick - strong kick</p>

Negative points</p>

Not at all good at left back - Shame he's from Tarn - Skunk like hair - runs very slow going towards his own goal - misguided strong kick</p>

 

HASSELL

<font size="2">plus points</font></p>

gets better each week although it took him a long time to win over the supporters (tyrone is still waivering)</p>

<font size="2">minus points</font></p>

ginner</p>