Goalkeeper David de Gea might earn £70k-a-week at Manchester United, but the 20-year-old star allegedly pinched a £1.19 doughnut from Tesco.
It was a Krispy Kreme one though, sounds like he ate it walking round the store and "forgot to pay for it".
Jonathan Ross got arrested for knicking a kitchen utensil from IKEA. He said it was a whisk he was prepared to take!
He's not English is he ? He should have just gone to the DSS they would have gave him some tokens to spend at Tesco