Barry and i would like to give all of my fans the following statement regarding David. Barry has today dragged himself away from his very strenuous duties with the FA to assist me and Patricia in the discussion with David. when I appointed Keith's younger brother, after rejecting offers from jean o'driscall and terry's wholesale meats, to manage the players, i told him it was only until the last match. we Sat down with him today at our regular business luncheon venue K2. i was wearing my purple suit as befitting the occasion, Barry had his summer dress on, and Patricia wore a black see through number, David had his shell suit on. silly David. the 3 points we discussed were 1. we offered terry a lot of money, will you do it at half price? 2. we have lost the money that we got for Craig David and Joss stone. i think Barry had it last. but we have sorted the transfer budget out for next season and you will be pleased to hear, we found £6.73 down the back of the sofa. we are sure you will make this go far. 3. you can keep all the players that are here now. can you just try and sell the one that looks the best in January as Barry and i have booked a river cruise down the Nile. i will of course keep you all up to date with David`s answers Thankyou Ron.
