Day of rest at Oakwell today

Its Dons leaving party.

Flicker is blowing up the balloons and Ben Mansford is making a hidden berry cream cheese torte. Ben Ainwick will be the clown, earning extra money to go towards his yoga classes before the league cup game against S****horpe.

Unfortunately for the Don, his successful money saving techniques have left a legacy with Ben and Maurice. They hope the cost cutting measure of inviting Keith Hill to the party, who will then chase Don out of Oakwell, down by the underpass, and into Gala Bingo, accompanied with a baseball bat and screaming the word “Politics”, will ensure they don’t have to give him the Rolex watch.

The Rolex watch will then be given to Martin Cranie, who will put it to good use at Leicester City, helping him turn up to training on time.

 

That's ten minutes you'll never get back...