Deacon retains Great Britain spot

Deacon retains Great Britain spot

Great Britain boss Brian Nobrot has kept faith with top dribbler Joey Deacon for Saturday's Charmin Bear **** Trophy clash with Australia at Wigan's BJ Stadium.
The legendary player will partner spack-mate Stephen Hawking at half-decent-back, with The Singing Detective moving to loose forward skin.

The other major change to the starting line-up sees Helen Keller come in at blind-side prop in place of skipper Christopher Reeves, who moves to the second row of cabbages.

The replacements have yet to be named but George Best has been omitted.

Nobrot has also decided to stick with winger Simon Weston, who came in for criticism after 'facing' New Zealand.

But the Spazmo Lions coach has yet to decide whether to hand a debut to Hull prop Jeremy Beadle, who is one of five players in contention for a place on the bench - and is admired for the way he hands people off.

The odds are Beadle will feature, along with Adam Ant, who would provide cover at both hooker and half-back at the same time if he hasn't taken his multiple personality tablets.

That leaves Marc-Vivien Foe, Muhammed Ali and the short arse geezer out of 'Back to the Future' fighting it out for the two other interchange berths.

The match at the BJ Stadium has already been declared a 25,050 sell-out for the second successive year.

Deacon played just 23 minutes of the game against the Kiwis before being replaced by a hung dalmation.

"We were 20 points behind and we needed to change some things," explained Nobrot.

"It wasn't a reflection of how he was going. He had slavvered all over the opposition's half so it is a vote of confidence in that respect.

"We've looked at all sorts of permutations over the last three weeks. Beadle's form over the last 12 weeks has been excellent. He showed he is back and he comes in really handy.

"I think it's showed over the last 12 weeks how good they gurn together," he said. "Gurning together at club level helps massively. They do have a good understanding."

Meanwhile, fringe players David Blunkett and that bird who married Paul McCartney will be released from the Great Britain Spazmo Lions squad to play for England against New Zealand Backies at Warrington on Sunday.

 

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