Altrincham are a good side who have been together a long time. May I suggest you play 5-4-1 with three towering centre backs and three defensive midfielder just to make sure they only score one goal. Sam Winnall can be the other midfielder and I think it would be wise if you made a new 17 year old loan signing to play up front on his own. Yours pissedoffedly Fedupifseeingsamedullshitweekinweekouttyke
Dear Supertyke, I will indeed be playing 5-4-1 and will definitely not be leaving a player in the centre circle when we concede a corner, so don't worry about us being over run. Best Regards Lee Ps. Try not to fall asleep in the shitter, it gives the impression that we are boring.
And please make sure we pull everyone back at corners even if we are losing. I think I saw Harris standing outside our box on Saturday. I trust he got a telling off for being too adventurous.
Furthermore. We will get to the edge of their penalty area. Dick about. Go back to the halfway line. Get back to the edge of their penalty area. Maybe go out wide. Dick about and go back to the half way line (the safe zone...) we might dick about for another 30 seconds until Scowen has a shot from 35 yards that trickles towards the goal. Sound familiar?
And.. We'll occasionally get in to good crossing positions and either take too many touches, get closed down and go back to the half way line, or we'll just welly it as hard and aimlessly as possible, knowing that scowen and pearson will be stood 20 yards from the half way line worrying about a break and that only Winnall and the opposite 5'2" winger will be within 20 yards of the goal, marked by half a dozen defenders
Don't worry Lee the fans will give full support. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1lastolwvno I recon the commercial dept could get sponsors for the arrows.
Despite other smaller clubs with smaller fanbases and therefore lower advertising potential being able to afford them Ben Mansford says we can't afford to purchase any arrows due to uniquely strong gales that batter oakwell meaning the arrows would need to be made from adamantium which as you know is extremely rare and expensive
Do you realize you have just stated more than we have heard from Benji Boy in the last week? Useful Trivia and all that!
I was imagining him saying it at the old number 7 during a friendly knees up with a group of fans who were all in fine spirits.
