<div id="mainpage"><div id="maincol"><div class="containerobj"></div><div class="containerobj"><script language="javascript" type="text/javascript"></script><div class="M2ColFull"><div class="M2ColFullHeadline">Drugs don't work?</div><div class="M2ColFullHeadline"></div><div class="M2ColFullHeadline">Dear Miriam,</div><div class="M2ColFullHeadline"></div><div class="M2ColFullHeadline">I am a recovering footballer, well when I say footballer - I'm actually a recovering druggie who happens to play football professionally. I recently got a 6 months ban for taking ephidrine which is naughty, as the man from the FA said in a nasty voice which made me cry. I have played football from being young and I started to take drugs when Everton paid me thousands of pounds a week when i had just stopped wagging school. </div><div class="M2ColFullHeadline"></div><div class="M2ColFullHeadline"></div><div class="M2ColFullHeadline">Over the last few years my career has dipped and I have been in court a few times. I like lap dancers you see. In fact a love their big boobies in my face but I get angry when they ask me for my 'hard' earned money that I get for sitting next to the <strike>teacher </strike> manager during games of togger.</div><div class="M2ColFullHeadline"></div><div class="M2ColFullHeadline"></div><div class="M2ColFullHeadline"></div><div class="M2ColFullHeadline">Last year I got banned for driving my car really fast with my mates. We are cool - we were listening to aqua and its proper driving music.</div><div class="M2ColFullHeadline"></div><div class="M2ColFullHeadline"></div><div class="M2ColFullHeadline">Anyway I'll cut to the chase, I have been asked to play football for a small team in yorkshire, funnily enough they were too crap for me when I was young, its amazing how things change when you are on your knees!!? I'm worried that the fans won't like me and I'm at my wits end worrying about my debut on Saturday. I haven't even played football much in 10 years. I mean I couldn't work out why the job centre sent me for the interview in the first place???</div><div class="M2ColFullHeadline"></div><div class="M2ColFullHeadline">What can I do?</div></div></div></div></div>
