I know it's old, but it's still makes me laugh. > 18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, > which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are > apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution > was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. > > To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other > applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9. > Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better. > > I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left > a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several > weeks. > > Eventually, I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same > time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other > they caused severe damage to my hardware. > > I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product > soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to > use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus > and Cleanhouse 2004. > > Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very > unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically > stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then > resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. > > Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and > can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge. These latter > products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem > is. > > Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, > requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express > which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 > attaches itself to my Saab 93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes. > > Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which > can't be turned off. Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress > 2005, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to > the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2005, it tends to delete all > of your Money before uninstalling itself. > > Please help! I am at my wit's end!
