Deary me, someone needs to lighten the mood on here a bit....

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  1. fir

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    Anyone had a circumcision lately?
     
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    No but if a certain someone has had one they threw the best bit away
     
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    I went to the zoological garden the other day. They only had one animal and even that was a dog.

    It was a Shih Tzu.




    Ba Dum Tss!
     
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    I don't think I've got that job at Microsoft I applied for. They've not replied to my telegram.
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    This is a true story that keeps making me chuckle.

    My son wrote his letter to Santa the other day and it started: "Dear Santa, I have been a bit good but mainly bad this year.............."

    You've got to admire his honesty, but I'm not exactly sure how he thinks Santa is going to react in terms of presents!
     
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    Oh, well.... Do you know anything about thermostats?!
     
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    Laughing.

    He cracks me up. I'll never forget that time we went to that museum in the middle of nowhere..., three polite little girls looking in awe at the lovely aquarium. One little lad, trying to smash it open!
     
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    Would that be the same day that your other half would gladly have jumped into the aquarium after the hottest round of golf ever?
     
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    Yes. It was hot.
     
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