You'll be lucky If mine says give me an hour - I know I can sit down and watch the entire video of our triumph against Chelsea again complete with expert analysis before even thinking about gettting ready myself
That's the downside of... ...dating Kylie. Sure she looks great but that look takes ages to create. Maybe you should ditch her. Oh, and tell her that budmustang loves sitting there helping women decide which hotpants to wear.
Shes gone past the hotpants stage these days So your services wouldnt be much use Still does boots though - I am an expert on those