Hanging curtains in the nude (like you do) and fell on ......... ......... a potato???????? for fcuks sake ...... and he actually said that had happened, bet he couldn't do that again!
Appearing in the nude at his window holding a curtain? Sounds just a little bit implausible. Wonder what the neighbours made of it.
It would go From this :- <img src ="http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/07X61tp9Et54t/610x.jpg"> To this :- <img src ="http://travelingwithfish.com/images/WordPress/07oct17/donkeyPoo.jpg">
I like the comment someone put on there.... They also found part of a lettuce and the doctors said it ws the tip of the iceberg.
It's amazing what turns up when innocently searching google for ideas of what to stick up your arse eh Dirk?
who isn't? On a better note in the news: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/crime/article5055302.ece Top man. Although, he later admitted that he was hoping to have a sledgehammer rammed up his arse.
Either <img src ="http://dvdcovers04.bigpondmovies.com/static/movie_covers/main/35899.jpg"> Or <img src ="http://rosemaryrowe.typepad.com/creampuff_revolution/WindowsLiveWriter/hellooooo%20vicar.jpg">
Good to see two young criminals at the start of their careers not twatting a pensioner. Well done lads.
I read the title of this thread as speedbump fiasco.</p> It was a surprise when I opened the link and read the story. </p>