Dentists

After seeing the posts about the Dentists is it only me that quite simply puts lies to them?

Not sure why really but i do let fibs when i'm in there.

 

Why do you lie to them? Isn't that counter-productive when it's for your benefit? That would be like going to the optician and saying you can read the bottom line just so he doesn't prescribe some new glasses that you actually need!

I don't lie to the dentist, but that's mainly because I've not gone for years!

 

Do you lie to get out of having treatment done or do you make out you clean and floss your teeth and do everything possible to look after your teeth? I bet a lot lie when asked about dental hygiene, i did when I was a kid! I hated flossing

 

Snap!!!!

My biggest phobia is the dentist

 

Go to Cudworth Surgery, you can have IV sedation. You won't remember a thing that's happened, you get given date rape type drugs!

 

I recently registered with a new dentist, gorgeous little redhead with a fantastic body. Then she started poking around in my mouth and I remembered how f*cking evil dentists are

 

I thought he meant lie about his glittering career, big house, sexual conquests etc.

 

It's awful when they can see you have a cavity and they stick that hook thing in and you feel like you've had an electric shock and nearly hit the roof! Then they say is that sensitive?!

 

I'm having three Wisdom teeth out next week. Not looking forward to it.

 

When they say, how much pop do you think?
Well a lot but I'm not telling you

 

How can you lie to a dentist? How can you talk to a dentist?

The usual conversation is..

Me: "urghhh, nnuurgh, annng, muarrrrgh, nnnnthgh"...Dentist: "rinse and spit please"

 

In my experience it's usually dentists that lie. This is not going to hurt, is a classic. This work really needs doing Mrs C and we're not just butchering kids' gobs and drilling into healthy teeth, to cane the DSS stamps, causing your child un-nessecary pain and problems in later life, because we are greedy and unscrupulous ****s, honest.... Is another.

 

I lied to the doctor last week, said I drank 60 units of alcohol a week, I'd have to cut down to do that.

 

Did the dentist ask how many kalms you'd had hemmsy?

Took a bit a bit of getting out of you, but we finally got an answer to last weeks question.

 

I don't take any tablets for the dentist RothRed.
If i need help they put injections in to my gums.

 

How did nervous moment go?

 

not happened yet.