Despite years of experience - how easy it is to get caught out.

Currently been on a run of copious yet oudorless vent expulsions at work.</p>

So far, so good - until suddenly and without warning, the source seems to have changed, resulting in the most hideously pernicious and ghastly waftos you could ever imagine.</p>

Unfortunately, the first two to be emitted since the change of circumstances didn't make their presence felt until they had broken free and it was too late to do owt about it.</p>

Result - sudden mass evacuation around me and some questioning looks from some very high up officials. My suggestions of a possible gas leak sounded very lame, and I have had to join the exiting throng in order to divert suspicion.</p>

I thought I was on top of this kind of situation, but obviously not. </p>

 

Best ones are whilst shopping.
Drop one whilst at the till with your gf.

It's my silent protest to clothes shopping.