My chef just told me he read it but left the paper on the train. Think he's got it wrong myself, can't see anything online anywhere.
Assume that was meant for me? I live down in Hertfordshire in a stately home and have a Butler, a chef, and a personal assistant. The chef left the paper on the train on the way to work so I assumed it was a wind up.
RE: Assume that was meant for me? And his cleaners are young, fit, eastern european and work naked. I have banged a couple of them