When he goes to sign the contract, he'll fanny about getting the pen under control, look up once, twice, three times, have another think about it, pass it back to his agent, receive it back, faff about with it a bit more and finally when he goes to sign it, miss the contract all together and sign the desk.
Based on what I've seen, its more accurate than one of his colleagues will pass the pen to him, and then all of his colleagues will literally run as far away from him as possible so that he has nobody to pass the pen onto.