Did you hear the one about the dyslexic?

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  1. Jay

    Jay Well-Known Member

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    He choked on his own vimto.

    Is that racist?
     
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    Depends if he was fat or not.
     
    Guest, Oct 31, 2007
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    Two dyslexics having a piss ....

    One says to t'other &quot;Can you smell something funny ?&quot;</p>

    T'other replies &quot;Sorry mate, I can't even smell my own name&quot;</p>
     
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    Nah, he was really thin

    And as such, him and his kind have a long history of being treated like second class citizens, subject to random beatings, denied work and even denied basic human rights.

    I'm getting the hang of this.
     
    Jay, Oct 31, 2007
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  5. Gue

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    RE: Nah, he was really thin

    Oh come on Jay, that's no different to calling someone a ginner.
     
    Guest, Oct 31, 2007
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    dyslexic guy walks in to a bra...
     
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    Did you hear about the agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic.

    Stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
     
    Isle of Wight Tyke, Oct 31, 2007
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    Did you hear about the dyslexic Tobogganist? Zag Zigged all the way down the slalom!
     
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    Old MacDonald had a farm...............

    A P S L B
     
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    Ask DNA

    The National Dyslexic Association
     
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