Difference between men & women - joke

HER DIARY

Tonight: I thought Alan was acting strangely. We’d made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with Antonia and Holly in the afternoon and I thought he was annoyed I was a tad late. He didn’t mention it specifically, though. Conversation wasn't flowing, so suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong; he said, "Nothing." I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He said nothing, and kept driving. I can't explain his behaviour. I don't know why he didn't say, "I love you, too." When we got ho e, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched the telly. He was really preoccupied.

I decided to go cut my losses and go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came up. To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. It’s a disaster – is our marriage over?



HIS DIARY:

Newcastle lost again today but at least I got my leg over

 

That last bit

Lucky bugger

reality

Her diary .....I decided to go cut my losses and go to bed and read a book. About 15 minutes later, he came up. but I carried on reading to the end of the chapter then turned over and went to sleep

His Diary
We lost again

 

Nah

He'd never have made it to the match.

 

Oh god, we're responding in unison ... at least you know we're not together!

 

RE: Shall I post my list again?

I was talking theoretically, (the joke) but as usual you think I'm talking about you.