Dilemma time(car buying)

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  1. Gue

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    Found a brand new Ford Fiesta Zetec S 1.6 diesel turbo for 11k, 3k off as it's top of the range, spec etc.

    What can I sell to make the £100 deposit seeing as it's not payday while next Friday? All suggestions welcome :)
     
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  2. Gue

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    I will give you a hundred pounds sterling ...

    ... if you set yourself alight.

    You spotty little cretin.
     
    Guest, Mar 21, 2008
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  3. Pon

    Pontered Well-Known Member

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    Wait till the new one comes out later in the year. Looks quite sexy for a Ford.

    Dean
     
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  4. Gue

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    Yay!

    Welcome back Lee!
     
    Guest, Mar 21, 2008
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  5. Gue

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    It's good to be back.

    And you're still a spotty little cretin.

    You spotty little cretin.
     
    Guest, Mar 21, 2008
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  6. stevie

    stevie New Member

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    You cant afford a ton to pay the deposit, do yeah feel comfortable in that you'll be able to meet the repayments?....

    How about a kidney or any other body part that cant be seen....
     
    stevie, Mar 21, 2008
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  7. JLWBigLil

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    Wahay, welcome back dude

    The superstar returns
    <img src ="http://www.accelerator3359.com/Wrestling/pictures/jericho2.jpg">
     
    JLWBigLil, Mar 21, 2008
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  8. Gue

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    Yes. I have that much hair.

    And you are a skinny, good looking geezer.

    How's the family?
    Have you delivered that 14 stone child you've been carrying round yet?
     
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    Such an uncanny resemblance nt
     
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  10. Gue

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    Wembley isn't cheap, Stevie!

    Neither is a good FA Cup run :)
     
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  11. Gue

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    It's good to have you back

    The intelligence of the board went sky high when you left, it was *****.
     
    Guest, Mar 21, 2008
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  12. Eaststand Lower

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  13. stevie

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    RE: Wembley isn't cheap, Stevie!

    OK sorry i forgot about such expense, is it possible you could offer your body to some unfortunate Woman for the night? might solve your problem IE make you a ton, plus break your virginity all in one go job done....
     
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  14. JLWBigLil

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    My bestist piccie ever

    <img src ="http://www.columbia.edu/itc/barnard/biology/biobc3361/orangutan.gif">
    I'm now down to 25st, the skinniest I've been for years.
    Trouble is not too well (nothing new there), but at least she has me for a Dad.
    Hope your clan are happy & healthy.
     
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  15. JLWBigLil

    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    Even I've got more hair than him now

    But he's still a sexual stallion, according to Crystal.
     
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  16. Gue

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    You must've been using the same private detective as SM again!

    I'll sell you the copyright to this thread for £100
     
    Guest, Mar 21, 2008
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  17. funnyfella23

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    Old shape come May. For under 10k can get 3-4 years old quality spec car
     
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    put an ipswich ticket stub on e bay. they are fetching nearly £80. what a joke
     
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  19. Zuk

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    Your body?

    200 times ... not that I've seen it like</p>

    :D </p>
     
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  20. LiverpoolRed

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    Your Wembley tickets!

    Sorted :D
     
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