Dillingers Song

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  1. Isl

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    Now, the world won't move to my Daily Mail drum,
    What might be right for you, is despicable old chum.
    A lawyer is born, he's a man of means.
    You’re not welcome at my gents club, coz you can’t get in with jeans.

    But you’ve got, legal aid.
    It takes, legal aid.
    It takes, legal aid to move my world.

    Everybody's got a special kind of story
    I'm bored shitless when I hear them whine,
    It don't matter that you got not a lot , So what,
    They'll have theirs, and you'll have yours, and I'll have mine.
    And together I'll be fine....

    Because it takes, legal aid to move the world.
    Yes it does.
    It takes, legal aid to move the world

    Also something about loving and Dillinger is definitely on the drums.

    very short, very poor.
     
  2. Gue

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    Nice. I think of myself more as a champion of the underdog.

    As long as they can pay.
     
  3. Jay

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    Dillinger - Champion The Underdog

    Like champion the wonder horse, but set in Notts county and with a lot more tuna than you might expect.
     
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    good man.

    I'm just a champion me.

    No charge.
     
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    Nice leather chaps on his mate

    Where do you buy those?

    I thought champion the wonder horse was grey?

    Hands up those who are singing 'champion the wonder horse' out loud.
     
  6. Gue

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    RE: Nice leather chaps on his mate

    *Sat at work with hand in air*

    Makes a change from Liz...........
     
  7. Isl

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    RE: Nice leather chaps on his mate

    air or hair?
     
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    Some feedback:

    garbage.
     
  9. Gue

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    RE: Nice leather chaps on his mate

    pants
     
  10. Isl

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    RE: Some feedback:

    B*ll*cks to you. There's a waste disposal thread further down.
     
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    You're usually sat at work

    With your hand up Liz?

    I think I'll say champion the wonder horse again.
     
  12. Gue

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    RE: You're usually sat at work

    Yes. Yes I am. We call her 'kit kat'
     
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    kit kat?

    Chocolate fingers?
     
  14. Isl

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    RE: You're usually sat at work

    why's that then Dirk.

    For the kids reading..

    edit edit 'kin edit
     
  15. Gue

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    I did a speech about horses at a dinner the other neet.

    I mentioned all the famous ones:
    Champion the wonder horse
    Silver
    Red Rum
    Mr Ed
    Erm - Old Yeller.
     
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    RE: kit kat?

    You get 4 fingers in it.
     
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    RE: I did a speech about horses at a dinner the other neet.

    Princess Anne
     
  18. Gue

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    "then then Dirk"

    Sigue Sigue Sputnilk ?

    Because I like to sexually harass my female staff by slipping my hands in their keks.
     
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    Why's then then?

    It'll take someone with a better knowledge of our language than Dirk to answer that one.
     

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